I am still paralysed, and it happened 30 minutes ago. I think I even passed out for a couple seconds after it happened.
What happened to me was far worse than the weird divine voice.
I got a THIRD DIVINE. It was said in a moderately low-pitched voice and it just went "Dvine". He said it really quickly. It sounded like a typical man but I fainted! Who would EVER have thought that there was a THIRD DIVINE?!?!?!?
I think the odds of this devil is about 1 in 5000 or something like that. So 1 in 5 weird divines will be the DVINE. God help us all, how many more divine voices are there? And who's to say there isn't a weird Sweet!?!
PS: DECEMBER FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!